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    Do you know why system drive is called C:\ in windows ? It was called that because A and B were already used for floppy disks. ----&nbsp;
    Isn't color pink the best color for making websites? ----&nbsp; 
    You know who was the first recognized and catched cybercriminal? Check out Markus Hess, crazy story. ----&nbsp;
    You ask what glamour is? It is the best style ever ----&nbsp;
    Did you knew that computer hacking really started with a whistle found in breakfast cereal? ----&nbsp;
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    Does anybody remember Susan Kare, designer of the first type font and icon set for first Mac Os? ----&nbsp; 
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    Did you knew there is a special system to describe procesurally generated fractals called L-System? ----&nbsp;
    Yes I have written this website by hand, no it didn't hurt. X3 ----&nbsp;
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    Do you know that there is a programming language that can be programmed in paint ? It is called Piet ----&nbsp;
    Programs that print their own source code are called: Quines ... don't even get me started on polyquines ----&nbsp;
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Follow me on fediverse: <a class="no-button" href="https://glamour.ovh/computer">@computer@glamour.ovh</a><br>
Link to the instance: <a class="no-button" href="https://glamour.ovh">https://glamour.ovh</a>
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            <h2>About Me</h2>

            <p>Hi, I am computer_glamour. I am a geeky computer stuff enthusiast. I also like making crappy websites like this one.</p>

<p>I have most intrest in computer networks, and operating systems. I am a linux enthusiast. I love small internet websites that are focused on content rather than on looks. I like some programming, my favorite languages are Python and PHP. I also like video games (although i don't like most of new AAA stuff), you can check my favorite ones <a class="no-button" href="./blog/video_games.php">here</a>.</p>

<p>I did university degree in cyber security. I can explain to you what RSA, PKI or SHA is, not that you would really want to know that hahahaha.</p>

<p>I do silly things on internet :3</p>


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            <h2>Username history</h2>

            <p>There is no huge background behind it. I watched a streamer once, and she made fun of glamour aesthetic. I joined her community and i wanted to make a nickname for myself that would relate to the community, I saw a lot of people with nicknames like something and glamour at the end. I thought okay I like computers and this community is making fun of the glamour aesthetic, so why not let's make the most glamorous computer on the internet!!!</p>

        <p>I am not a huge fan of the true classic glamour aesthetic, but i think mixture of it together with computers and internet gives it this funny vaporwave like vibe which is the vibe that i like very much. On the other hand I do not like being put into categories so i call my own aesthetic computer glamour X3</p>
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            <h2>Things that i like:</h2>

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    <li>Video Games
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            <li>Witcher 1, 2 and 3</li>
            <li>Cyberpunk 2077</li>
            <li>Baldurs Gate I and II</li>
            <li>Disco Elysium</li>
            <li>Firewatch</li>
            <li>Indie Games</li>
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                <li>FEZ</li>
                <li>Limbo</li>
                <li>Super meatboy</li>
                <li>Stardew Valley</li>
                <li>Terraria</li>
                <li>RimWorld</li>
            </ul>
            <li>Retro Games</li>
            <ul>
                <li>Zelda Ocarina of Time (N64)</li>
                <li>Metroid Fusion (GBA)</li>
                <li>Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen (GBA)</li>
                <li>Pokemon Black/White 2 (NDS)</li>
                <li>New Super Mario (NDS)</li>
                <li>Orcs & Elves (NDS)</li>
                <li>Ace attorney (NDS)</li>
            </ul>
            <li>I also love flash games and RPG maker games :3</li>
        </ul>
    </li>
    <li>Chess
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            <li>Computer chess</li>
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                    <li>Pure chess (on nintendo 3DS)</li>
                    <li>Chessmaster grandmaster edition (on pc via Wine)</li>
                </ul>
            <li>I am not that good at them</li>
            <li>But i like playing them X3</li>
            <li>No i will not tell you my elo rating</li>
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    <li>Websites & Internet 
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            <li>Personal Blogs</li>
            <li>Neocities</li>
            <li>"Content more important then visuals" type sites</li>
            <li>Web buttons</li>
            <li>Streaming Communities</li>
            <li>Open Source Projects</li>
            <li>Fediverse</li>
            <li>Internet communities</li>
            <li>Funny java script effects on websites</li>
            <li>Internet aesthetics</li>
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    <li>Security and Privacy
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            <li>Secure communication</li>
            <li>PGP</li>
            <li>XMPP</li>
            <li>Anonymous Browsing</li>
            <li>Tor</li>
            <li>Selfhosting</li>
            <li>Federation</li>
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    <li>Linux
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            <li>Ubuntu based distros, i don't judge</li>
            <li>Linux ricing, to a extent ;3</li>
            <li>Stacking window managers</li>
            <li>Simple programs that do one thing well</li>
            <li>Simple desktop layouts (like <a href="./win95.png" class="no-button">this</a>)</li>
            <li>Discussions about free software ethics</li>
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    <li>Recreational programming
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            <li>PHP</li>
            <li>Python</li>
            <li>Some scripting in bash</li>
            <li>and yes i like writing my websites by hand</li>
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    <li>Music
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            <li>Indie Rock</li>
            <li>Classics of pop music (some new stuff too)</li>
            <li>Soundtracks from few games</li>
            <li>Classical music from time to time </li>
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        <li>Other
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            <li>Science in general, mostly maths and physics,<br> but biology or chemistry curiosities are also welcome</li>
            <li>DIY electronics, raspberry pi, arduino or STM32</li>
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            <h2>Things that I dislike very much:</h2>

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    <li>Anti consumer and anti people, actions taken by corporations</li>
    <li>Very far right, conservative people</li>
    <li>Homophobes, transphobes, xenophobes etc</li>
    <li>WYSIWYG editors like word or libreoffice<br>just use LaTeX, Markdown, HTML or any other markup language</li>
    <li>Bloated CMS systems like wordpress<br> Static websites? Just write em by hand or use static site generators.<br> Interactive websites? Write em in php or use some flat file CMS.</li>
    <li>Newer AAA games, like Ubislop stuff<br>There are exceptions to this rule, but not many</li>
    <li>Bloated solutions to simple problems</li>
    <li>Modern websites<br>Is there anyone who likes em?</li>
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<p class="center">Code to embed my web button on your page:</p>

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<p class="center">Cool people and other cool sites :3</p>

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